As though The Avengers aren't already made up of awesome nuff Superheroes...
but if I were to be one....
Imma instead volunteer my Jack Russell Terrier.
Meet............
SUPERDOG!!!!!!!
His superhero vehicle? Any moving vehicle.
His superhero power? Puke, poop and pee simultaneously in any moving vehicle.
How is he going to save the world? The 3 deadly combination of P's can make cars immediately halt and passengers will voluntarily dash away from the vehicle. This calls for a deadly Jack Russell Terrier bomb. Place him anywhere, sway him, and tada..!!
Plus he's pretty cute don't you think so? Probably be the icon of world peace.
Firstly, let me begin by saying the Decepticons are just awesome- always on the offensive never willing to give up. On the other hand, Autobots are more passive in their approach- reacting only when they should. Hence they always get their butts kicked-in the first half of the Transformers franchise.
So how would I defy the Autobots?
No no, let me start by saying I want to become Megatron, leader of the Decepticons, fearless, merciless, cunning and a true war tactician. What's more in the past two films he transforms into a tank and jet fighter. Really bad ass!
Ok, now lets move on to how would I destroy the world and the Autobots?
It's clear the only thing holding the Autobots together is Optimus Prime-supposedly the last desendant of the Primes.
Also with the Fallen now fallen, I am not required to obey anybody except myself, free to do as I please. So, instead of wasting time on the mumbo-jumbo trying to destroy earth by claiming its sun or looking for the missing shards, I would place all my focus on destroying Optimus the very source of the Autobots strength and determination.
But first I have to isolate Optimus first just like I did in Revenge of the Fallen. Undeniably, he is strong but not invincible as he already died by my hands once.
It's a matter of setting him up. And since Optimus is the only Autobot that can fly, I will lead him to outer space where Starscream and Soundwave will be waiting.
Far away from his pathetic Autobots the assault begins.
While crushing Optimus with my bare hands, I will order my non-flying combatants to destroy Optimus's loyal followers, Bumblebee, Ratchet and Ironhide before destroying the rest of the Autobots pests.
With Optimus and his precious Autobots turned to scrap metal, I shift focus on their human allies by attacking their defence systems and their leaders.
The world soon crumbles by itself as without a leader, humans are without hope and its only a matter of time before they start to turn to each other.
While the humans commence their own undoing, I'll travel to the moon to unravel the secrets hidden in Sentinel's Prime ship. With it, I shall be King of the Universe.
Having learnt the secret I shall return to earth and rejoice to its destruction. However, I will not wipe out humans. They instead will be my slaves. All of them!
Successful in my campaign, I'll hunt down Michael Bay and force him to make another Transformers movie. One where the Decepticons triumph over their puny Autobot brothers. Upon the movie's completion, I'll use my Ultimate Movie Card to buy my minions premier movie tickets so they can relive the glory.
"The world is round, not square ohkay?" I told Sara Khoo. My personal metaphor that probably only me and another handful of dungus can understand it - in your dreams.
If I could write a list of perfections without hurting the imperfections, I probably would.
Of all the people I asked.. only Tan Yee Hou got it~~
Linda K says: Did it hurt?
tandot.yeehou says: Hi Linda? What hurt?
Linda K says: When you fell from heaven.
tandot.yeehou says: Oh not really. In fact, I enjoyed the slight tingling of the skin. You know, from the friction with the air. In fact, it was.... quite arousing.
Linda K says: REALLY? Are you sure? I thought it would hurt pretty bad, cause your face is pretty messed up.
Yupe I was there. Rockzone. Sweat and big people stepping on my foot. And loud fan girls. And girls who got claustrophobic.
Thanks to @nickrosevelt , we got there at slightly before 7. Got in the gates at 7:30pm and waited! And @fresh026 , was making fun of my apparel. What??! I didn't know rock concerts have this dark bohring dresscode =P Yes, take that Basi. So I was in laced beige pantskirt and a grey-coral light top. But I wore flats..!
It was my first concert! Isn't it awesome to begin it with Paramore? (Though y2k performed in weird masks and no one got them..)
You know how you always hear stories of how the 'stars' come out real late, do a short stint and get off? Well, Paramore was on time! Slightly earlier, maybe. AND they played for an hour an a half. Just fantastic!! Got the crowd going~~ and Hayley was pretty.. ahem the guitarist too was pretty darn handsome =P Alright back to their songs!!!! They are great performers, it wasn't them performing and us jaw dropped watching. It was the whole stringing the crowd along~~ Best part was when everyone had anything that illuminates and raised it and swayed to "The Only Exception".
Oh this girl kept swishing her hair in my face. GRRhhh... you know how it is the 'oh I notice my hair too much and conveniently sway my hair from left to right' type? Yeah. Totally was doing that. I capture this to send to Fresh and asked her to save me.. and @michellezyenn was laughing at me. Thanks. *smack* She got lost somewhere in the crowd after that so.. she avoided the entire dramatic episode of me yanking her ponytail.
"I bet you didn't know that I am terrified of the dark, and every time I think of you, I smile. I bet you don't know that I hate thunderstorms but love dancing in the rain. Or how much I laugh with my friends & how much I truly enjoy being happy. I bet you don't know how many tears I've cried just for you, or how much I doubt myself every day. I bet you dont know how ticklish I am or how I can't make decisions. & how it drives me crazy when you look into my eyes. I bet you didn't know that I would do anything to be with you. But mostly I bet you didn't know how much I love you."
- Grey's Anatomy.
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Also found this:
Dear Miss Khoo,
this is to inform you that you are the biggest drama queen that miss vatvani knows and all the skills that she has learned she has acquired from You. Therefore, she kindly requests you to stop noticing the drama because people only notice their qualities in other people meaning you notice drama because you are drama *evilgrin* Miss vatvani loves you the way you are and also feels that asking that dum dum question is valid question. Miss vatvani KNOWS you think its a valid question too.
Therefore, she kindly requests you to stop saying drama unless REALLY drama.
