Part 2 ~ The Tales of La Kereta's Margarita.

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Because I am feeling generous. Here's Part 2 La Kereta Margarita Night.

Lighter.
Obaibee: Eh dude. Nampak aku punye lighter tak?
Guys: Takk.. aku punye *everybody starts showing their lighter*
Obaibee: It's transparent purple...
Guys: *everybody starts naming the colour of their lighter*
Obaibee: *panic*
Me: Is it in your pocket?
Obaibee: No its not. *touches pocket*panic*
Tun: *quickly lights Obaibee's cigg*

[10 mins later]
Obaibee: *took out a purple lighter from his pocket*
Me: ........ YOU SAID U LOST IT?!
Obaibee: *confused* huh, no. It'd always been there.

Dude, are you okay?
[Checks on Obaibee in the toilet]

Obaibee: *woozy*
Me: Are you okay??
Obaibee: Yeah I am. Eh, dude, are you okay?
Me: .....................................
Dude: *wasted*
Me: Do you wanna go to the toilet?
Obaibee: Huh? Dude, are you okay?? *pats pats*
Me: ..........................
[Toilet door opens]
Obaibee: *reaches for another toilet door. Couldn't seem to turn touch the door knob*
Me: .. go to another one!
Guy from toilet: Here here!
Obaibee: No its okay.. *still tries to grasp the door knob*
Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Go to the other one!
Obaibee: *stumbles inside*
[Toilet door opens]
Obaibee: Dude, is your friend okay?
Guy from toilet: Don't worry about it. *smiles*
Me: Are YOU okay?
Obaibee: Sure your friend is okay?
Me: ..........................................................................

Handshake. Secret Handshake.
DJ: *walks in. greets everyone with a secret handshake. 4 times. Then, turns to Obaibee.*
Obaibee: *hands up. in a ready position* Okay, I dah studied you guys punye handshake. Cube try..
[Tried doing it]
Obaibee: Ni. Complicated sangatlah.

No it wasn't. It was like a flick & a twist.

Car. Part Two.
Obaibee: *Seating backseat, forehead against seat, talking down* Do you love me?
Me: *what is he trying to say??* Whaaa?
Obaibee: Baby! Do you love me?
Me: .... *ignores*
Obaibee: You don't?
Me: ..... *still ignoring*
Obaibee: *loudly* BABY YOU DON'T??!!
Me: *ok, dia panic dah* ..... I do.
Obaibee: You do?
Me: Yes, I do.
Obaibee: How come you're not drunk?

Water. Unlimited.
[Back at home]
Me: *enters toilet after 15 mins*
Obaibee: *sitting. asleep. hands holding shower spray. turned on*

Self explanatory.

I can't wait for this Saturday. *laughs*