ERGH>!

DAMMIT SERIOUSLY.. WHY CAN'T I STAND THE PICTURE OF HORNBILLS?! It's becoming annoyingly difficult.

damn you bloody bird.

That was yesterday.

"The world is round, not square ohkay?" I told Sara Khoo. My personal metaphor that probably only me and another handful of dungus can understand it - in your dreams.

If I could write a list of perfections without hurting the imperfections, I probably would.

Meet my mentor.

When I just slot myself in Nuffnang, Yee Hou was my mentor.

He sat me down in the meeting room and ran through decks with me.

For two weeks.

And this is how I repay him:



HhahahahahaHAHAHaa...!! How can you NOT laugh at that? Seriously?



 

Did it hurt?

Of all the people I asked.. only Tan Yee Hou got it~~

Linda K says:
Did it hurt?

tandot.yeehou says:
Hi Linda? What hurt?

Linda K says:
When you fell from heaven.

tandot.yeehou says:
Oh not really. In fact, I enjoyed the slight tingling of the skin. You know, from the friction with the air. In fact, it was.... quite arousing.

Linda K says:
REALLY? Are you sure? I thought it would hurt pretty bad, cause your face is pretty messed up.

tandot.yeehou says:
I HATE YOU LINDA!!!

ahahahahhahahaaa...!!

thanks @ang3line.

You can't..

You can't lose something you never had..

but doesn't mean it can't hurt.

Back dated: 12.10.2010.

PARAMOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe.

"We are PARAMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yupe I was there. Rockzone. Sweat and big people stepping on my foot. And loud fan girls. And girls who got claustrophobic.

Thanks to @nickrosevelt , we got there at slightly before 7. Got in the gates at 7:30pm and waited! And @fresh026 , was making fun of my apparel. What??! I didn't know rock concerts have this dark bohring dresscode =P Yes, take that Basi. So I was in laced beige pantskirt and a grey-coral light top. But I wore flats..!



It was my first concert! Isn't it awesome to begin it with Paramore? (Though y2k performed in weird masks and no one got them..)



You know how you always hear stories of how the 'stars' come out real late, do a short stint and get off? Well, Paramore was on time! Slightly earlier, maybe. AND they played for an hour an a half. Just fantastic!! Got the crowd going~~ and Hayley was pretty.. ahem the guitarist too was pretty darn handsome =P Alright back to their songs!!!! They are great performers, it wasn't them performing and us jaw dropped watching. It was the whole stringing the crowd along~~ Best part was when everyone had anything that illuminates and raised it and swayed to "The Only Exception".




Oh this girl kept swishing her hair in my face. GRRhhh... you know how it is the 'oh I notice my hair too much and conveniently sway my hair from left to right' type? Yeah. Totally was doing that. I capture this to send to Fresh and asked her to save me.. and @michellezyenn was laughing at me. Thanks. *smack* She got lost somewhere in the crowd after that so.. she avoided the entire dramatic episode of me yanking her ponytail.

Thanks Tune Talk for making it happen!!

Isn't it awesome working at Nuffnang? *GRINS*

Pre Paramore Post: http://lindakhoo.wordpress.com/2010/09/15/paramore-in-kl/

Realisation.

You are constant. I realise that now.

"I bet you didn't know that I am terrified of the dark, and every time I think of you, I smile. I bet you don't know that I hate thunderstorms but love dancing in the rain. Or how much I laugh with my friends & how much I truly enjoy being happy. I bet you don't know how many tears I've cried just for you, or how much I doubt myself every day. I bet you dont know how ticklish I am or how I can't make decisions. & how it drives me crazy when you look into my eyes. I bet you didn't know that I would do anything to be with you. But mostly I bet you didn't know how much I love you."

- Grey's Anatomy.

___________________

Also found this:

Dear Miss Khoo,

this is to inform you that you are the biggest drama queen that miss vatvani knows and all the skills that she has learned she has acquired from You. Therefore, she kindly requests you to stop noticing the drama because people only notice their qualities in other people meaning you notice drama because you are drama *evilgrin*  Miss vatvani loves you the way you are and also feels that asking that dum dum question is valid question. Miss vatvani KNOWS you think its a valid question too.

Therefore, she kindly requests you to stop saying drama unless REALLY drama.

With love,
miss vatvani

A getaway and a funeral.

I was in Penang a while ago. For a getaway and also to attend.. I don't know what you call it, 49th? or 50th day? I'm not sure. Maybe it was just coincidental. I didn't really plan on going for it. Part of me know I should, so I did. We spent most of the time getting lost on the streets of Penang. Also, before an early morning the next day, I had 3 tequila shots. Yes, 3. That's a whole lot for me if you know my horribly low tolerance for alcohol. The other did 7. Then he started talking about the prime minister of Malaysia and his wife. Didn't make sense. I'll be heading to Thailand soon. Sigh. Not been back there for a while now. Not seen the new house, don't really want to. My puppy have grown into a dog and probably have forgotten me. I would no longer have my grandma getting up at 4am in the morning to get us sweet breakfast and cook a range of dishes. Or her accidentally washing iPods. Or enjoying parties at the house. Or the beds she personally makes for us. Or the late night shows we watch on a cold winter's night. I wonder what it would be like without my grandma around. Death makes you want to be with the ones you love more. Or change your life in some way. Hers did. Not the recent one. Neither will the next one.

The Other Khoo.

Have you met my other half? Meet Rahrah Khoo. Her name is Sara Khoo actually. I've known her since.. *thinks* forever. She knows too much about me. So here, know something about her!


*grins* We normally do silly stunts together, for example being one person in a fitting room. Which failed miserably. But this time, she's a lone wolf. Heeheee... *loves*

Terrorists in my life.

Look. You're a grown up. I'm a grown up. So grow up.

Being in a relationship, with loving parents, or parents who are together, makes you want the same thing in life. But what if it takes too much effort? What if you are seeing it deteriorating and you can't really built stilts. You know if the termites aren't gone soon, the pretty house you built would collapse?

Who are you really? A house you walk into at 6? A table you sit in at 7? A bed you sleep in at 10?

Money really controls everything. I want a clip off from the world. Maybe you made it this way. Maybe you shaped my world. And that world is imploding. And I can't stop it. I can't show you what damage you are causing if those denial eyes of yours are watching.

Are you saying I'd been living in a lie? Are you saying everything that you have done has a price tag on? Are you saying you are going to break my heart? You rather stick your neck out for terrorists in our lives? Maybe you have finally come to relisation that you have always wanted to be part of the cult.

Just because I'm now 22, I'ms able to rationsalise your thoughts it doesn't give you the right to assume I would understand.

You threw a damn mug at me. I would never, in a lifetime forgive you for the spur of stupidity that you did not regret.

I hope you are happy with the side you've chosen. Because all there's left now is time.

ang3line.

=D

*jumps around*

Hello World.. since you are all happy and grinning today.. I could be that too!

*high 5*

nah, not really.

Friday.

Helololololooo... It's gonna be a good day today.

Whatxit? I've oogled at handsome man.

Heh.

So yes, today is gonna be a good day.

Now I got to reply a million e-mails to keep it a good day.

I suppose.

*drags feet*

I suppose it all has to come to a halt one day. Pfft. I better get there soon hm no? Yes..

Curaturi.

I have NO idea what "curaturi" means but here's what I got when I googled:



But the Curaturi that I'd been talking to looks like this:



Okay, maybe it is similiar. He is only 25 after all.

We constantly argue about BlackBerry and iPhone. How iPhone is a toy and BlackBerry has brains.

And fast forward to 28.09.2010. Here comes BlackBerry Playbook Tablet. The love for BlackBerry and tablets and the ability to buy one got me excited about it.

HOWEVER, here comes Curaturi claiming it is plagiarism: "blackberry has no original ideas. hehehehee. BBtablet tiru ipad tau." I asked him whether iPad can snap pictures. Hah! And to add to it, I said it is for "professional" usage and it is not a toy. WHO OWNS AN IPAD KNOWS it is pretty much useless ohkay. (With a ridonkulous name. So zepeciale wanna name it a pad when it is an actual tablet.)

Then I brought up how he said BlackBerry tablet is a copycat to remind him how iPhone is too. Hello, BlackBerry Storm? BlackBerry Playbook Tablet's totally gonna bust iPad's ass.

So I set him an MMS message: "For your safe keeping".



He replied with an MMS message: "For your reference".



HAhahahahahAHAHAHHAHAAA!!

Touché!

Meet my other colleague.

*Updated*

Hi world. Monday Monday, oh the Monday.

Let's make everybody get over Monday a lil bit easier.

Let me introduce you to my other colleague. Her name is Michelle, and from today onwards, you would remember her.

Things to know about Michelle:
- she loves the bloggers
- she hates Yut Kee and do not eat chap fan
- she wears really high heels
- she's a sexy non-humper
- she shops a lot
- she is addicted to contacts
- she knows the deed on everyone
- she is an energizer bunny on the dance floor

Proof: Meet Michelle.


She really likes dancing. Thanks Arthur's Day. Thanks Tim =P

Here's how she really look like:


hehehehehee... Big difference? Sorrylah, that was a really funny picture.

"I wish you the best, I guess"

This one's for you...

The only reason why even though I have had my heart brokened and I would still love again.. it is because loving and being loved, got to be the greatest feeling of all. And no one is worth you feeling the opposite.

Only so far.

How much can one actually take before calling it quits?

I don't know.

Am I about to find out?

I'm working with?

*Updated*

Some of you may know where I'm working at. Or maybe I have mentioned it. Well, I'm forgetful that way:

The following question is to analyse your character:

A girl was at her mother's funeral when she met a man. She fell in love with him. 3 few days later, she killed her sister. Why do you think she did so?

There is no right answer.. but here's what I gathered:

@jstna: "because the sister is with the man" (@timothytiah @nadzimzainal answered that too)

@ang3line: "because she thought her sister tried to kill the guy"

@Sarakhoo: "cos the girl got possessed by his dead gf which is actually the girl's mother"

@jacqkie: "because the sister is actually the guy"

@Herobear: "because her sister was having sex with the guy on the mother's coffin"

@pinkytham: "the man she felt in love with could only live if her family is all dead"

@muhammadizam: "of course so that he can meet up with the guy again.. :D" (@kuahjenhan @azrysyarry said the same too. @lydiakwan(CHEATEDDD)

--

I pressed on for a better answer, and this is what I've got from @nadzimzainal

she kills her sister because since she was small her sister always gets the cutest guys... she envies her...

and because of that too, her self esteem was decreasing...and the fact that the sister was slighty gorgeous than her, and always gets the attention of everyone, her relatives, her mom, and also coz her sister was the favourite... that drives her to be more and more jealous of the sister

so when she met the guy... and found out that the guy was sort of into the sister... she killed her out of rage,envy and pure psychotic pleasures just so she could be with him. and in the end... the guy was just after her punani... after a night of sexually pleasures... he left the next day and disappeared... she tracked him down and found him at a conference on the east coast... she was angry... she stab, slit his throat, step on his head, and cut of his ball sack then she chewed them... everyone at the conference just stood there.. and watch her in a different state of mind.

Yuck. Boy you are yucky.

BlackBerry connects us?

BlackBerry. iPhone. Others.

My friend sent in a question: What do you think the usage of BlackBerry to our social life? Is it annoying? Disturbing? Or it helps us socialise?

It got me thinking what my BlackBerry has done for me. With all honestly, it is keping me connected 24/7. And guess what. That is a problem. As much as I would LOVE to defend smartphone's honour, it does get on your nerves. There is a time and place for everything. With a smartphone, there is NO such rule. It may be 3am in the morning and you WOULD still be connected to receive something that may or may not be relevant to your brain. At times, you may even read something you wish you didn't. OR you may be having the best time in the world only to receive an e-mail that stirs up your anger. Oh yes, that is what you signed on for once you own a smartphone.

Don't get me wrong, I love my BlackBerry and wouldn't trade it for anything else (Maybe for SE Xperia). But it does have the tendency to be annoying. To yourself and the people around you.

And it is over.

You are telling me that our playground has been sold? But it is OUR playground. I don't know. I guess it is the most rationale thing to do. But there's where everything is. How could you let it go? Maybe we had more cherished memories in it than you did.

It felt so.... final. Sealed off with marble. Sealing off what he used to keep. All those dust collecting knick knacks. I am undecided. On how I feel about it.

I never liked saying goodbye.

My four days weekend felt short. I guess it is because it is not exactly a holiday. I don't know why I chose to go there knowingly I would have to attend. Maybe it was subconsciously on purpose. I know I am the first. And it would only be right. Well, some traditions should be kept.

How unsettling.

PARAMORE in KL.

**Latest update: Post Paramore in KL > http://lindakhoo.wordpress.com/2010/10/20/paramoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee/

Because I am not like the rest of them who knows Paramore~~
BUT WHEN I HEARD THEIR SONG - The Only Exception (YES BECAUSE I AM MAINSTREAM LIKE THAT), I was swooned by it.

NO SERIOUSLY I WAS. What? I can relate to it. Well not really. But it's a good song + lyrics. See the thing about Hayley Williams is, she don't need to be 'extremely eccentric' to make good music.

Heard of Airplanes? B.O.B. feat Hayley Williams? Did you know they never met? Till the recent VMA's? Yeah...

Thanks to Tune Talk~~ Paramore's DOWN! And I've got ticketsss:



Tune Talk knows what we want: "By presenting ‘Paramore Live in Kuala Lumpur 2010’ we really hope to deliver what Malaysian youth has been calling for - more concerts in Malaysia (and of course, the lowest prepaid rate in the market)" ~ Jason Lo.

Seriously, I used to use Hotlink and it was friggin' expensive.! I spend my credit on phone calls, I could finish RM30 in less than a week. Blah. Don't believe me, use the same amount with Tune Talk and you'll save A LOT more. AND overseas calls are inexpensive too.

Now I sound like an advertisement. Back to PARAMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So excited. You could get your tickets at: AirAsiaRedTix at www.airasiaredtix.com and TicketPro at www.ticketpro.com.my, as well as over the counter at Rock Corner and TicketPro outlets.

See you there on the 19th Oct! =) More info on Paramore Concert: www.rockthisjoint.com.my.

"My Boyfriends"

It's 10:30pm. I don't really know what to read......... so as usual, I turn on where I could get the fastest "news" update: Perez Hilton

And guess what appeared?

Oh yeahhh... you got that right.

Thanks Perez.

Thursday Brain.

A day before the Raya Hols. This happened:

I was typing an e-mail to a client. Instead of typing "Cost per Click" I typed "Cost per Cock" instead.

DAmmit.

Then later on I was talking to Ang3line about movies, whether she wanted any of mine. She said yes. So I asked her "Do you have a harddick?"

................................................................................................................................don't ask.

NO I AM NOT DEPRIVED. ohmg. I don't have the opportunity to be deprived to begin with!

Starbucks.

Starbucks in Malaysia is quiet and slow paced.

Starbucks in the UK, people come and go. They queue, they get their coffee, often walking out after doing so.

Of course there are those who sit on the bar, staring out the window enjoying their cuppa. Or some may choose to be like us Malaysians, get a sofa and zone out.

I'm here on a hot Sunday afternoon, soon-to-be evening, in Starbucks. I'm a traitor to Coffeebean. I've been staring at the brown mixed pastries and buns. Bah.. I want Dunkin Donuts. Anyway, back to my point. I'm wasting my Sunday away. I had an eventful weekend. First of all, I spent my Friday with Nuffies. Isn't that odd? Not what you are thinking. As in Nuffies don't particularly trust me in turning up for events. Hupsengboy has labelled my move "don't pull a Linda on us". But I did arrange for these meet ups. Take that Hupsengboy, now go away from my blog.

I don't really want to talk about my weekend. There's nothing much to it. Would love to get out of the city. Why isn't there green in Malaysia? You know, where it is cooling, without cars. Starbucks is full. Inside anyway. Boring people. Now I want to head somewhere else. I'm already ranting.

I woke up in the morning to watch The Merry Men. Or something like that. Then I watched Kardashians. Khloe's wedding. They are a bunch of tuning out bimbos. I like that. It's nice to waste the time away.

There's a sofa opening up. She have bulldog face. And she's wearing a Hawaiian pink shorts with purple shirt. Let's talk about passerbys, no one walks on the streets in Malaysia accept if it is to get to their car. How sad's that? Actually its not sad. It is realistic. Check out our weather. What kind of people would you like to know? The ones who pretend their lives are roses and sunshine? Or the ones who create drama because they are just too bored for mundane? Or the one who is just not willing to open up and you label them as 'mysterious'. Or maybe the one who opens up when you catch them at the right time?

I'm a cheerful girl who's wings can't be clipped. Apparently I love my freedom too much.

I didn't say that.

I sugared my donut a lil too much. I don't like sticky stuff. How's sitting across a person whilst talking dirty? But over the net. Just saying.

The 3 girls by me, who's aged 4-7 owns an iPad each. Oh yes, I am inside now. wondering about the heat on the outside. Is this how California is like? Internet sucks. I finished my donut. I want another.

I see a rather cute girl here. She looks mixed. Cosy looking. And I see a forty year old man. With old black framed glasses with gold frame, in white singlet tucked into jeans. With a belt. Black belt. He's with a laptop. World have changed. A girl just walked in, in heels. WHO WEARS HEELS TO STARBUCKS? No she's not dressed up. I'm pretty sure her destination was Starbucks. A girl just talked to a guy at another table. They are students. They are with the cute girl too. He've an accent. He's not handsome. A tall guy is behind me. They serve jelly at Starbucks. Chris said jelly's made from flour. He probably never had cake. A woman keeps swaying left to right looking for something. And I just saw Tzia walking out with her boyfriend. No I didn't look at it. Oh sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have said that outloud. But let's keep this real.

All Starbucks worker try to speak with an accent. Why do they do that? A girl is biting a pen. She looks smart with rabbit teeth. Rabbits are smart aren't they?

I ran out of people to analyse. I can't wait for Thursday. The world will come to a halt. A lady is staring at me. Should I stare back? She looks like an aunty. Maybe she's my ex's mom. They do have the same bottom jaw. Not so pretty. Another woman who looks like my other ex's mom just walked in. Maybe all aunties look alike. But my mom don't. Not really. I know a few who don't look like aunties. Cool, we'll never look like typical aunties. I make sure I won't wear wannabe stuffs. Nah, I don't know what am I gonna wear when I grow old. Probably just iron my skin out. I will not look like Madonna. I see a giggly girl laughing. Oh wait, I think she's another blogger. *laughs* ohkay, why am I here? A guy is peeking at another women's document. Maybe someone is peeping at mine too. A lady with purple shirt? Come bang on my window.

I see too many iPads. The lady who look like my ex's mom, is in her 20s. Opps. Sorry. Compliments to the mom then. You sure look young. How do someone stop smoking? I'm writing my thoughts out. I just saw a bra in between those buttoned down shirt. I didn't see no boobs. Is that a bad thing?

I like Blackberry. The family beside me is a young family. They look perfect still. Maxi dresses. I wanted to me in one of those. But it's Starbucks. So I wore cosy clothes, ditching my sneakers. A guy who is sweating madly just walked in. I think he's preaching about the bible. No, you may not have a moment of my time. I had enough of religion issues lately.

Why can't everyone be like I am? Yes, in my own bubble of a world, all you have to do is, live life balanced. What matters is what you do now consciously. Not when you are dead! What if you are dead and you are really dead without heaven or hell but rotting into fertilizer? WHAT IF THAT happens? So why can't people just live the now life and not live based on how you would want your after life to be? Why can't people try to make THIS life comfortable and right? Why work so hard for an unknowing world? I suppose there's a need to believe in a higher power. Most people find religion when they have nowhere else to turn to, and religion is ALWAYS there for them. I find those, cowards. Look, you live your whole life being an idoit. Because you are such an idiot, everyone left you. Or you're about to die and you found religion. Aren't those people fake? Bullshit if you say it's remorse.

A new worker who just got into his shift is looking for something. I found a new guy to look at. Tall anorexic skinny. Not my type. A couple just walked in. Students. She's wearing a boyfriend shirt with shorts underneath so you cant see it. She's cute, but her boyfriend isn't. Hair issue.

Girls are into fashion these days. They aren't lalas anymore. Thank god. Asian Avenue is about to head to the gutter. Girls are too made up these days. Some even spend time to look not made up. But well, thanks for not being an eye sore.

I'm bored already. It's still hot outside. The cars are enjoying jamming up themselves. Families are being together on a Sunday. My tummy is hungry. A guy is sitting on two legged chair. He's gonna fall over. I promise I'll laugh.

Men are liars.

The end.

The Ang3line.

I have not mentioned Angeline's existence on this space before. Or have I? Ahh.. it's okay. You will remember her from today onwards. Trust me.

But before gettting there. We've got to build up.

- Angeline is a party girl. No boyfriend in arm please.
- Angeline bought her boyfriend a PS 3 for his birthday.
- Angeline can make awesome birthday cards.
- Angeline is very good at accounting.
- Angeline gets hungry often but do not eat much carbs.
- Angeline gets in early.
- Angeline make funny remarks. Sometimes it comes with a twist of pinch.
- Angeline is real cool.
- Angeline blogs about life lessons. That includes throwing stones at boys.
- Angeline is a movie buff. She's into gory stuff.
- Angeline takes the cake for being 'most photogenic'.

Meet Angeline


Here's a post on Angeline's Blog:

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response:

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina.

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Angeline's boyfriend replied to her post:

Dear Ms V.Gina,

Thank you for taking the time to review my request. But in my defense, here is what i have to say:

- i do not work 8 hrs straight because you, Ms V.Gina is never around the office. In addition to that, we are being forced to take unpaid leave for a week because the office will be closed due to busted pipe, flooding the whole work area with red water.
- i think you have mistaken me for someone else. I don't fall asleep during work hours, it was my other colleague, Kukubird.
- i don't stay in one location not because i dont obey the management but because Ms B.J. Lips is asking for my help to train up Ms Palmers and her 5 new interns.
- Ms V.Gina, i believe it is the other way round. I am always easier to please and easy to get into the working mood (in like seconds). But you in the other hand, have the FOR3_PLAY.xls checklist to complete each time before i can start my work. So its best to skip it and get to work - time is gold :)
- Ms V.Gina, as i mentioned earlier, we work in a dark, hot and dangerous environment. So we have no other choice but to finish up quickly and get out; leaving the place in a mess. From an engineering point of view, i think best way to resolve this is to leave the mess with Ms. B.J Lips, as she is with the cleaning and maintenance crew. And sometimes we do not put on protective clothing, because you told us it wasn't necessary!
- I retire before 65 because starting from 60, the office is already so old and dusty, machines are all broken down and left 'hanging' that there is no way for me to find motivation to work anymore. I think it can be resolved by replacing management to give it a fresh young feel again.
- I don't work double but TRIPLE shift. At times, i have to even wake you up at 4am to get into the office.
- I did complete my assignment and task, i usually leave it with Ms BJ. Lips, Ms F.Ace or Ms. B.Elly. You can find my complete and finished report there. And sometimes if i forget, its always inside my protective pockets.
- the 2 bags that i always carry are my documents to help with work. It is important.

Sincerely,

Dr. P. Niss
BEng (Hons) Engineering in S.Ex Science

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Trust me, her life lessons are worth reading: Angeline's Blog

Quoting: Wai Ping aka Lemon Vodka Girl.

He even looks at her when they walk.

"Funny. How do we ultimately know? Is he the one who kisses you passionately in a crowded supermarket? The one who lies on the lawn with you on a sunny day? The one who gives you chill up your spine every time he glances at you? The one who says I love you always and forever?" - Pinky Tham

It's every 'us' dream.
That's the only way how 'us' would and could be 'us'.

Monday Morning.

Oh hi. It's Monday.

I'm terribly excited. No. Not because it is Monday. But for something else =D Okay leaving that bit alone. CHECK THIS OUT. *dies* (no shame) I've watched it at least 5 times.

The Song.

"Itsy Bitsy spider climbed up the water spout...

Sorry baby, I don't know any sleeping songs."

Indulge.

It's early in the morning.

It is a crime to be in office.

1) Tomorrow's a sad holiday (Whaa? You're telling me you are seeing Merdeka spirit everywhere?)
2) I got in before 8:30am.

My weekend was rather a sad one. Let's see what I did? I watched Grown Ups. It was alright. I try very hard to enjoy Men's Humour but at times I just don't get it. This was borderline. But oddly I did enjoy yesterday though.

Began horribly. My evil spoilt Spot barked like there's no tomorrow. So I HAD to get up. On a Sunday. Oh and my dear Kadazan + Nikilesh abandoned me through BBM for pork noodles cause my grandma landed in my house. Damned. Then my mom made me run away with her. We ended up shopping. It was really funny cause I made my mom ridicule herself. We thought it was funny though. Got back home. Dad dragged me to Klang though technically I wanted to go to the dentist. Stayed there for like an hour waiting for the damn dentist and the consultation was like 5 minutes or less. Lazy dentist. Then came all the way back, rolled around in bed.. had milk. And soon got ready for dinner. Yeah, in Klang.

Damn you Klang. It was a loooong birthday dinner *snooze* I took picture of the suckling pig cause I thought it looked amusing. I was feeling weird cause my grandma was there. Then had short coffee and then the night was just long.





They played this song on loop at least 10 times. And I thought the singer was really pretty. And yeah. Haha.. THAT WAS HARD WORK!

I didn't mean to blog what I just blogged. It doesn't even relate to the title. Ahh forget it. I no longer feel like it.

King.

So what's so great about men other than probably we need their sperm?

Okay, we do enjoy the other half's love and what not. Especially if you really can't just simply like the same sex.
Backtracking, in the age old days, men rule females. Their entire miserable span of life and we females are just slaves.

We've come far from that, but it is still similar. Some people just can't let go of the horrid past.

I've came across the article about female genital mutilation years back, in Reader's Digest. It was about a successful model who went through that torture back in her younger years. Had bigger dreams, ran away, did not know that people pee streams not drips. Deafening pain each time, till one day faint from the pain, brought to the docs, immediate surgery as she have been severely infected. [Link to article]

WHO CAME UP WITH THE FRIGGIN IDEA TO CUT OF FEMALE'S CLITORIS OR DAMAGE IT (cutting of a slight bit is still the same damn thing.)?! WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA TO SEW UP THE DAMN VAGINA HOLE (minimizing it) - leaving one small pee hole and one small period.

Thanks for being oh so selfish and kind. Helping us to CONTROL ourselves. To make sure we SAVE ourselves for you men. To make sure we don't have the NEED to cheat on you buggers.

It is one thing to do it back then. It is a WHOLE other thing to do it in this generation. Are you kidding me?

Sorry but this works me up EACH time I come across it. And women who supports this senseless torture, thanks for being a canvas nodder.

If you have the heart to mutilate your child, it also means that you just made her a sex slave. She will have NO gain in the sex life that she may have later on in her years. Her body will purely be for her man's enjoyment.

Now, dwell in that thought.
Hi Friday, how kind of you to join me.

Loop.

Why am I not surprised when this happens?

But yet I still take it personally.

Then again, it is personal.

Ribbons and bows.

I like where this is going..

9 to 5.

Technically, people have a 8 to 5 or 9 to 6 job. But I don't exactly know why people like to say 9 to 5.

But I do it anyway. It must be the tunes.

Well of course I've a problem when my thoughts are running a 9 to 5.

Oh. Just particular ones.

Play pretend.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

I could really use a wish right now.

- Airplanes.

Tweetjack.

Do you know what's our office famous for?

Tweetjacking.

THE ones who don't ever get tweetjack would be, the 2 bosses (that is because they make it a habit to LOCK THEIR COMPS) and the tech team, because you probably don't wanna mess with the people behind the scenes.

Every now and then (now more than ever), you would see something funky on the twitterverse.

For example:
1) I eat magic mushrooms every Wednesday to grow tall.
2) Justin Bieber was a hot topic at one point.
3) I know gays were involved.

Anyway here's an example of tweetjack (stolen from Fresh =))



And here's what other people noticed:



It's really funny when you do it to someone.
But not really funny when you answer a call, which SO HAPPENS to be ringing ONLY on a line phone. And you are stuck there watching your twitter being raped. People laughing at your reaction. And you have to maintain your cool cause you are on the phone with a client. And this client decides to keep you on the phone for a full 10 mins. And all you CAN DO is throw EVERYTHING you can to stop them.

Thanks guys. *smacks dead*

The list.

Who's first on the list? I guess it depends. It depends on maybe, the intensity of the need.

You know how men like to use the line "But it's work."

Well my dear, what about this, "But it's our relationship."

*bows out*

Silence.

It's imploding when the one who matters most..

isn't right by here.

Crash & Burn.

I've not touched this space for a while.

There's a glich.

Not so tiny one.

Some people are born with lucky bones.

Just thought of that.

*insert own title*

I do not know what to write.

With a million and one things to be better at.

I do not know where to begin.

Horrific crisis.

And can't find the reason why.

If I could say how I really feel.

A song is playing on TV - American Idol right at this moment.
It'd been a while since I last stayed in the office with almost nobody here.
I think Adam Lambert is annoying.

Anyway

As I said.. at times...... there would be a deer who will stare right at me... and I just can't stop looking.

No longer could anyway.

Misery.

Hi. I'd been away. Lost in my own little bubble of a place called world. But I'll be around.

Reedit.

I wrote a previous post that included pictures that weren't suppose to be taken. I didn't know.

We maybe dysfunctional. But.. it was most surprising when there wasn't a dry eye as it got closer to sealing the coffin.

And they HAD to hire a band. *death stare* Playlist was the songs that he love of course. Think his (granddad) off-pitch voice's still ringing in our ears. But when this song came on...:

Oh yes he really did. He truly really did.

Anyway, here's what I have of the funeral now. I've to miss the 7th day well cause, duty calls. I must admit it is sad. Regardless of what he did TILL THE VERY DAMN LAST MINUTE.. he's still my granddad. The only one I know. The only one who weaved tales. The only one I grow up to learn the truth. The only one who I can't stand most of the time. The only one who gambled his fortune away. The only one who bragged about all of us to whoever had an ear. The only one who is the best poser in the world. The only one who lost all his teeth at 7. The only one who thought he would live forever. The only one with who could still charm a woman at 85. The only one who is making my memories of him go haywire. Regardless of how much  mess and secret we will unveil and deal with soon.. thank you for being around.


*i'm being forced feed at this moment* Will update with rest of pics soon.

I would like to...

extend my greetings to:

Thanks. For deliberately forgetting me.
Never cease to prove me wrong.

Screw today.

It's my birthday.

My granddad passed away.

My other life is being the most wonderous unfair lie.

If you know me well enough, you would know what I am implying.

Sigh. Remember the octopus story? It just HAS to be that way.

Encik.

I do not know how or why did he EVER thought I would be swoon by it:


Don't even bother asking.

*smackshead*

Wondernuffies.

Yes. We performed. Yes. I know.
LG was the client. LG are the sponsors of Wondergirls.
We so voluntarily willingly in shackles agreed to perform the Wondergirls Nobody for #lgcookie event.
Here. Enjoy.

Muzic Munchy's

I don't really understand how Music and Munchy's can go hand in hand.. but..



http://www.munchysmuzic.com/

I'm not into beatboxing but if you guys are into it. You could get an iPad for trying!! It's not that hard. Just sputter saliva. Then again if you did eat these wafers, you will no longer have saliva cause wafer soaks lots of it up. *thinks* Zokay. Cool people would still be able to do it. Check this out:

*cues Vanilla Twillight* Bobolove.
*cues If We Ever Meet Again* Boboloves more.

One.

Once you commit, it comes with responsibilities. You no longer stand alone. You come as a family. Its no longer you and I. It becomes us.

You are not a child. You have surpassed your adult years. Who are they to get all you give? Do you receive their love and attention in return? Oh wait, wrong family. Hell, I don't even ask for anything. You like to give and remind me that you gave. You like to give and take it back when you feel like it, usually when I stand up for my rights. You are investing too much on the wrong mumbocracks. Bullshit if it is about 'teaching lessons'. Whatever. You would never see it or understand it. But honestly, I think you are just keeping an eye closed.

I'm sorry I am such a burden to you. Yeah, you make me feel like one.

So, don't talk to me. I don't wanna hear what you have to say. You were never on my side so don't dare ask me why.

Glass Slippers.

Yupe. He really is.

Marriage, Kids and A Funeral.

Are we okay?

I'm almost 22. I'm not married, I've no kids and I've attended no funerals.

Eventually, I would get married, would wanna have A kid, and would have to attend funerals.

But that would mean I've to scroll down to click on the year I was born in.

I don't like getting old.

I have ventured into the 'what comes after death' thought before. And I go blank after that. Wondering.. just uncertain. Funny how some people choose to stick to a religion or finally following it the proper way when they need something to fall back on. For me, I'm not lost in that sense. But I do not want to press on it either. I'm comfortable where I am at.

Come to think of it, I've never done anything 'wild' before or something you don't usually do every day, or do it once in your lifetime. Maybe that is why I am wallowing~~ hmhm. I asked Haikal "If you died today, would you be satisfied with the life you have lived?" His answer is yes. Reason being, at his age, he have achieve and done half of his bucket list. What about me? Would I be satisfied? Being just mediocre? I'm not aiming for the stars. And yet.

Ah.

You are not living life if you partied like there is no tomorrow with the excuse of 'you only live once'. People do that for a phase and move on. Because you are suppose to grow up and carry on to the next phase to live THAT part of your life. I wonder what my phases are. I've done my high school phase, and enjoyed it very much and don't see a point reliving it - high school dramas and blabla.. I've done my college/uni phase, and enjoyed it even more with an extent of freedom and also is satisfied and moved on. Now I'm in this monkey phase where 'know-but-yet-unsure'.

Dammit. Like I told everyone else: Everybody knows what they should/need/want to do. It's whether they've got the guts to do it.

Hard to lie to myself. You can only be in denial for so long. *frowns*

30th Floor.

According to Haikal, we read 'encyclopedia'.

He said "I hope it makes you feel like a princess, even if it is just for a night"

Where we were, that was really exclusive.


Best birthday treat ever.

Thanks sayang. *hugs & kisses*

He.

He makes me smile.. unexpected moments.

Hi Benji. Thanks for your postcard. And as usual.. you never write nuts and end with formality.

"Dear Linda,

Greetings from Canberra, a lame, miserable excuse of a 'city'.

Best regards,

Thomas Daniel =P"

Funnylah you.. I really miss you. Skype soon.

xx

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This is the dress that I couldn't resist getting.
*love Veendee*
Credit pic: @timothytiah (The Cheater of Nerf Guns)

Question mark.

World.

Me.

You.

And an idiot.

I swear.

Oh

My

Gawd.

Has the world gone mad? Does it REALLY get that happy to...

I suppose.

I refuse to come up with ANY new/other plan of ANY sort.

Will sit and rot for the next few weeks.

I do not care.

Neither do I care about birthdays.

It can go suck on the candles.

Ergh. Life's pretty when I'm frowning.

Octopus.

It would always go the on the next box when it comes to me.

Thanks.

Laser Tag.

Hi. That was my weekend.
More pics to come.

Words.

Sara dragged us into MNG today because of the super sale.
I bought a dress. That was not on sale. New arrival. And from the collection range.
................................. [mean time I abandoned Obaibee for half an hour trying on clothes =P]
Then he instead of killing me, we went for a really nice hair wash whilst he gets vain haircut [he specifically asked for a 'professional' to cut his hair.. so yes, soooooo vain] and then I dragged him to do a foot spa, brought me home to change into nice dinner dress, mom served him water in a glass that is labelled 'POISON'. Read books. Went for a dinner date which he decide to end it with "I like every bone in your body, especially mine" [according to him it can go both ways, either I will respond to it or the other way. I told him, well I am stuck with him already] And of course it ended with coffee and told me I really got myself pampered today =)

Singapore Nuffies left for home with lil notes =) I found new love for laser tag and Heavy Rain (I can't play it, mad panic but I love watching it through my fingers). Pictures to come!

I friggin' ADORE YOU GERMANY! If you win the world cup 2010, I'll eat 10 bratwurst in one sitting(ok maybe not).

"...it was so easy right then to remember the greatest times we'd ever spent together and go back on our decision. But more often than not, the easy decisions are the wrong decisions, and sometimes we feel like we're going backwards when we're actually moving forward."

What's out there?

There's this much I can take
____________________________|

There's this much I can take ____________________________|______________

But I can't take this much ___|______________________________________________

You are up. You are down. You are driving me friggin' around.
Get out of my world.

Okay, time to get some more work done.

Rdtrip Pt 2.

Pictures have arrivedddd:

*scroll over pictures for caption*



Can't wait for the next. With MORE ON BOARD! I know.. Nuffies day out soon!!!!!!! =D Finally you'll get to see the pretty bunch at Nuffnang. xx

Featured in pictures are: Deeecupps + Herobear